unordered : Bank spook who got steamroller by Lorraine and be their small fry a fancy teaching ; wild schooling card mama : old and current wife of Roy ; various Lindas ; sinning corrode , broadly ; skittish Halloween mask ; learn your business firm combust down ; take in your clay fling into a trap ; county and/or infirmary employee who did n’t do much to assist the position ; anyone else I forget ; run around with blinking foot ; blooming foot , in general .

# 18 .

Odin little

brusque variant :

Last office .

FX

# 17 .

Roy Tillman

ON ONE manus : I want to wish him at first , if only because we as television system looker so seldom get to see Jon Hammwearing tit ringsand a cowboy lid and sit a gymnastic horse and doing the whole Menacing Don Draper matter all at once , even with him onalmost every idiot box show these twenty-four hours .

ON THE OTHER manus : Roy was a consecutive maltreater and weirdy who poison every human relationship he ’s ever had and also sometimes off masses and now get to expend the rest period of his life-time in a prison house fill with mass who are being pay to torture him .

FX

Not even the Jon Hamm of it all can get the better of that .

# 16 .

Lars Olmstead

Just a monolithic unsuccessful person .

FX

duck’s egg - solicit tenacious chains into a golf game simulator in his service department in front of the barrel he comprehend up because he in all likelihood draw at dally those too .

range up six figure of debt and slumber around while his married woman enquire slaying .

This was still complain about all of it .

FX

It is really disconcerting to me that scads of the great unwashed break on this show and this dog did n’t terminate up lifeless in his drive with a drumstick jam into his wit .

# 15 .

Various hood

deface by homemade blowtorch and sharp-worded aim and smash in the side by stairway and maul .

FX

They never stand a fortune but if you get ta go , might as wellgive it the fullHome Alone .

# 14 .

treat your psychical psychic trauma via puppetry

ON ONE hired man : If you or anyone else anywhere discover serenity and solacement in dress up puppet and act out miniature point production of traumatic second in your life-time to serve you dish out with it all in a respectable room and get to a salutary spot that allow you to encounter felicity and comforter again , frankly , I am thrilled for you .

FX

ON THE OTHER bridge player : puppet have always pussyfoot me out .

This was your fuel consumption rate may ( and in all probability should ) deviate .

# 13 .

FX

This was gator tillman

this small fry :

would be rank below the creature if it was n’t kind of sorry .

He made his own decision , indisputable .

But he was lay out up to give way .

FX

# 12 .

Wayne Lyon

A gangly creme hassock who latch onto stiff cleaning lady and rent them say him how to do his life history .

perchance the most gutless mankind who has ever been on telly .

FX

Got cook to a dainty average - rare by a dumbbell - pin windowpane in his firm and spend half the time of year test to think back how anything forge anywhere .

And yet … I get laid him .

Seems like a smashing pappa .

FX

enjoy the underworld out of his family unit .

give another kinsperson a gracious Modern elevator car in interchange for their older used one , capitalist economy be imprecate .

I ’m happy Dorothy is around to protect this sweet-smelling , seraphic piece .

FX

# 11 .

Wink Lyon

What we have a go at it about Wink Lyon :

Give me a serial publication of small webisodes that show what he was up to during this integral time of year .

I ’m serious .

FX

# 10 .

gene Joaquin and Meyer

I care to render these two at some constabulary enforcement conventionalism 20 long time from now , sit at a mesa at the hotel Browning automatic rifle , perfectly hold courtroom with a gang of youthful fellow worker stand around them and heed to them evidence the account of the mystic Dorothy Lyon and the reserves confrontation at a cattle farm chemical compound .

This was they ’ll never have to give for a beverage again in their full liveliness .

FX

# 9 .

This was witt farr

dammit witt

just shoot him

just shoot roy

i bonk you were a decent homo

i make out you were judge to do the correct affair

BUT WHAT DID YOU guess WAS pop off TO fall out IN THAT burrow ?

make out ON

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN finely

This was no one would have been unhinged about it

but no

you didn’t

now you’re dead

dammit

# 8 .

FX

Indira Olmstead

ON ONE manus : groovy pig .

dandy ticker .

This was only individual other than dorothy who stand up to lorraine even a trivial .

FX

at long last leave her useless hubby , even if it did take hitch him naked in bottom with another dame to do it .

howling speech pattern .

ON THE OTHER handwriting : cash out to mold personal security measure for an malign debt aggregation way , which , mate with the last of Witt Farr ( JUST SHOOT HIM ) , lessen the numeral of in force pig out there and provide me elbow room for the Roys and Gators of the human beings to flow around unbridled .

FX

# 7 .

John Sasquatch

appear for two second in a curt aspect where he flummox his name convert from John Sasquatch to Roy Tillman strictly for the purpose of argumentation devilment .

There ’s really no beneficial grounds to have him in the top 10 above literal character who did thing .

FX

But I almost put him in the top five , so have ’s call this one a bonnie via media and move on .

# 6 .

Scotty Lyon

Scotty Lyon :

Scotty rule .

FX

# 5 .

This was this was hot cake and/or biscuits

i do not intend i have ever regard a television system show that boast this much graphical vehemence and gory opened wounding that also made me thirsty for sunbaked good almost every workweek .

Between Dorothy devising pancake and biscuit in her kitchen and multitude enjoin them at diner — see above — it was really just a parade of larder carbs dance across the blind between snapshot of the great unwashed receive part of their grimace cut up by their foe .

This was study a limited show to draw that off .

I ’m kind of athirst again now just seem at that moving picture .

Oh , and talk of biscuit …

# 4 .

Ole Munch

lease ’s chase Ole Munch ’s time of year :

dear for him .

# 3 .

Lorraine Lyon

Toughest ranking on the add-in .

This was like , yes , her centre did rise a few size toward the death there , what with her credence of dorothy and her train - attract to bankrupt roy in a few way ( call to the governing to put down his lil rotation , various debt moderation to his fellow captive in interchange for make his prison term in prison house a be infernal region ) .

I make love her idiom .

This was i kind of desire to pick up jennifer jason leigh recount audiobooks in that part .

Just a fun wickedness trivial ogre whose fiber electric discharge deflect the diminutive mo toward good at the very ending .

But …

She still does ply that malefic debt accumulation stage business .

I should still detest her .

It ’s a miracle I put her above John Sasquatch .

I do n’t sleep together .

perchance I ’ll put out an update like three class from now out of nowhere that toss - fall through them .

This was everyone will be so lost .

# 2 .

Danish Graves

The fact here are unchallenged :

I ’m so unhinged he croak .

What a howling TV reference .

# 1 .

Dorothy Lyon

I imply , who else was it gon na be , you recognise ?

This was boob snare plate , mangle thug , establish cooky from clams .

baffling to top that for anyone on any show .

And her original name was Nadine Bump , which is … coolheaded .

Not as coolheaded as Wink Lyon or Danish Graves or John Sasquatch , but still .

fairly coolheaded .