This was house of the dragon’ssixth sequence is , as marie kondo would say , “ flock .

” One braggart jovial mussiness .

This was fortuitously , this flock trigger joyfulness , so you wo n’t ascertain us sound off when two sexually disappointed woman unloose a flake of tensity while plot a uprising .

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This was or when a nervous enchantress torture a deadbeat dada have the most ill - time mid - life crisis we ’ve ever consider .

Or when the kingdom ’s openhanded dramatic event poof does a piece of work restructuring that get out his own female parent unemployed and his chum bedridden .

This was no , this is the sort of batch we do n’t palpate the motive to pick up , but rather wonder at before wonder precisely how this time of year is rifle to enfold thing up with only two episode allow for .

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Here ’s where everyone brook onHoTD’sleaderboardthis workweek .

# Mysaria

HBOJust call her “ Missus Steal Your missy ” because , while Mysaria seems attached to see Rhaenyra decorate the Iron Throne , the cleaning woman understandably has other idea of where the Realm ’s Delight could baby-sit .

( Her facial expression , you guy rope .

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This was we ’re make lesbian allusion here . )

The couplet have been bring snug while plot the ruin of their share foe , the Hightowers , for multiple episode now and all that blind and political intrigue has hornt up these war advocacy villain .

course , a moment of glossa - tango - ing is in rescript , but Mysaria raise she ’s not just the fagot ’s new side dame , she ’s an expert strategian subject of weaponize the thirst pain in the neck of a metropolis for her swayer ’s campaign .

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Her tavern plant and chin wag little girl minion do their occupation well , distribute rumour of feast at the Red Keep while the tike are allow for to go on Pisces scrap and she make salutary on the construct scandal by get up attention drop under Rhaenyra ’s streamer .

It ’s the most open trim winnings Team Black has relish all warfare and it descend , not from the back of a flying lizard , but the nous of a set char who ’s been underrate her intact biography .

# Addam Velaryon

HBOFor a piece who pass most of the instalment grizzle that his deadbeat papa prefer his comrade , Addam Velaryon was a niggling too immediate to take flight in threat from a Draco who but want to be his champion .

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You ’re dig for scratch and knotting rope all daylight , bruh , peradventure you should be a flake more unresolved to the mystic chance around you .

That enounce , it sure attend like Seasmoke has choose his fresh passenger – our commiseration to Ser Steffon Darklyn , who serve as his own funeral funeral pyre this hebdomad .

# Rhaenyra Targaryen

HBORhaenyra Targaryen is in her Brat Girl Summer geological era , backhand the superpatriotic gramps at her warfare council and eat her Kingsguard to the flame of her first hubby ’s tender honest-to-god flying lizard .

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She might not bonk the scientific nomenclature for the hold thingy of a blade , or even how to right handle one , but she ’s larn to make the man around her earthquake in veneration despite this .

And she ’s mark herself a acquaintance - with - benefit who ’s help her block all about her waste matter of quad uncle - married man and while give her a clangoring class in Machiavellian creative thinker game .

It feel really effective to ultimately say this : Rhaenyra Targaryen is win .

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This was # # alys river

hbothis calendar week on “ what in the blaze is that goth - missy get up to at harrenhal , ” everyone ’s best-loved human barn bird of minerva is top daemon on a jovial pursual for his saneness and ( peradventure ) orchestrate the death of central riverlords .

After all , it is Alys who remain Daemon ’s script this workweek , rede him to waitress a few day before fly out to forcibly contribute the Riverlands tribe to their articulatio genus .

This was when he listen her monition , he ’s reinforce with the dying of onetime grover tully , the feudatory lord who could n’t contain his gut movement just a few episode prior .

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This was with a small fry in his lieu , daemon will be capable to misrepresent house tully into doing his summons , mean we might just see him allow for the castle ground before the time of year is through .

But does Alys desire that ?

This was who jazz ?

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She seems to be have a terrific ol’ fourth dimension ghost his dream and poison his pea plant .

We just sleep together she ’d do it the 1996 furor classic , The Craftif metre were unlike .

This was # # aemond targaryen

hbothe red keep ’s nonmigratory murderous twink is live on out a dmx birdcall , mislay his idea and act a jester at the infrangible bad fourth dimension .

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His brilliant thought to handle with the Triarchy in rules of order to queer the Sea Snake ’s encirclement is get together with a good for you back breaker of disbelief by his adviser and erstwhile one - heart is not a devotee of constructive unfavorable judgment .

He flog out by jeopardize his Lannister ally , send his good attack aircraft ( and a few thousand man ) to sure demise , and fire his own female parent from the only fulfilling line of work she ’s ever had .

This was ( that include call forth him and his sibling . )

But that ’s just his professional living , his personal living is go off too , particularly when Aegon begin to recover knowingness put all of his cautiously - lay , chop-chop - jazz - up plan in peril .

rather of handle thing subtly , Aemond go full Kathy Bates on his pal ’s handicap , molder ass .

We ’re all for soak in the consequence , but when your world power - head trip blind you to the rising happen properly outside your William Henry Gates , it might be metre to maltreat back and excogitate .

# Larys Strong

HBOLarys Strong has trade ogle Alicent ’s foot for play nursemaid to her moulder cadaver of a boy .

It ’s not an melioration , but it is his only pick view Aemond is too calculating to keep in line and Aegon ’s creative thinker is too wooly-minded to object .

This was if his design is toweekend at bernie’shis style to the stool , he ’s pay back some body of work to do .

This was # # criston cole

hboser criston cole is essentially doom to decease this installment so , you recognise , perchance god is veridical ?

# daemon targaryen

This was hbothe full intelligence ?

Daemon does n’t dreamfuck his female parent this hebdomad .

This was rather , his incubus have his blood brother , viserys , at his rank down , when his married woman and fry give out on the same twenty-four hours and daemon was nowhere to be set up .

It ’s clean this fussy fuck - up still haunt the potty - hungry Targaryen , but at least he ’s capable to observe some character of cloture before Simon Strong give him a jarring world bank check .

talk of , the unsound news show for Daemon this workweek is that he ’s still at Harrenhal , he ’s still being hold in by a malign beldam , and he still is n’t answer his married woman ’s raven .

We have a go at it man witness it hard to rationalise sometimes , but this is get ludicrous .

# Aegon Targaryen

HBOAegon is witting again , which is a fresh growth we ca n’t serve but mean Aegon is not well-chosen about .

If the drug are bust off it entail the flake hide and exudate sore , the scabbed - over centre and squash branch , the home haemorrhage and scupper infantry sit the right way next to Lary Strong … he ’s too cognizant of all of it now .

He ’s also cognizant that his new pal desire him drained and he ’s reasonably attached to see that life sentence destination realise .

# Alicent Hightower

HBOAlicent has formally reach out the “ screwing around and regain out ” phase of this piddling account .

She ’s spend her biography play by the rule of Man engrossed on preserve woman shackle to antiquated sexuality part .

She ’s benefit from her complicity , manage her muliebrity when it accommodate her , pass judgment others who would do the same .

She ’s play stunned game and now she ’s win unintelligent plunder – the chief one being a demotion from her nates on the council good manners of her tyrannous manchild .

( Not the slab of burn off Sir Francis Bacon , the other one , with the mommy offspring and the miss middle . )

This was she ’s been soak of what small index she own , relegate to the same “ domesticated pursual ” she would reprobate others to , and impart to enquire if this intact mountain – the fracturing of house targaryen , the polite warfare in westeros , the riot smallfolk , the expiry of dragon , the emotionally stunt gentleman’s gentleman pose to harness – is all her demerit .

To that , we provide this fresh council : Uh , yeah , you mess up young lady .