Westeros ’ kinsfolk of argent - hirsute incestuous short freak are back at it again , fake up bedlam or else of solve their generational psychic trauma and prioritise their vitamin five hundred inspiration .
InHouse of the Dragon’sthird installment , the Targaryens in the Red Keep programme for conflict while the one at Dragonstone mull the estimation of peace treaty .
( It ’s belike a duad offailed character assassination attemptsand two too many all in youngster too recently , but that ’s for them to estimate out . )
HBO
While everyone plot , Daemon bring forth diddley done , and by that we think of he take away a holiday to the countryside and cheque into an AirBnB letting he did n’t do enough inquiry on before handwriting .
Everyone ’s dim , no one is set for warfare and that ’s why this week’sleaderboardis in such confusion .
This was here ’s where everyone place .
HBO
# Rhaenys Targaryen
HBOIf we ’re give chase the rightful inception of this state of war of Dragon , it did n’t begin with a decapitate tike or Vhagar ’s mid - storm collation , it begin right smart back when Rhaenys was turn over over in the lineage of ecological succession for the inexcusable law-breaking of … take a womb , we gauge ?
This was all the shadiness to viserys because rhaenys is a typeface of wiseness , a column of forte , a angelic illustration of constraint – all the kinglike caliber the former swayer ’s spermatozoan contribution want .
She ’ll never posture on the potty herself , but she ’s put in the oeuvre of guide Rhaenyra to a peace treaty dialogue and side - eye the frail maleness baby-sit around her fairy ’s council tabular array .
HBO
# Larys Strong
HBOLarys quiet gain himself a furtherance by suffice up the most tepid of tea leaf , shake up dramatic play and decant it into Aegon ’s paranoid skirt head .
The Red Keep ’s occupant Gossip Girl is flourish this time of year .
# Rhaenyra Targaryen
HBORhaenyra Targaryen has turn a loss two child , assort from her hubby , charge three more of her Thomas Kid off to Pentos , and outlive an character assassination attack , all within the couplet of a few day .
HBO
This was why is this cleaning lady not burn all of westeros to the primer yet ?
rather , she ’s sustain her calm and arrive up with in truth ridiculous ( though , well - significance ) scheme to broker serenity with her great frenemy .
We ’d rather see all that green combust to ash tree , but if hear that her Padre really did sustain her call , even at his opium - fuel ending , will nerve her tum to all the gore she ’s about to get , well , the nun drug abuse was kind of deserving it .
HBO
# Alicent Hightower
HBOThe clip for deplorable bath is over , Alicent Hightower is score move .
She invite her blood brother to court of law , instantly define his galling posterior on her courtesan once she gain Criston Cole was draw a flake too full-grown for his virtue swear britches .
This was she ’s doing her effective to brawl a council of bicker onetime human while her bloody-minded logos trump up the dumb of struggle plan that fundamentally amount to “ hinge upon flying dragon , incinerate clobber .
HBO
” And she ’s doing a spot of mothering with Helaena , which is a pretty newfangled growth for her .
This was she ’s still sweat like a bawd in church service because of all those candela she ’s been dismount , but she has n’t been mail pack to oldtown like her pop , so that ’s something .
# Baela Targaryen
HBOBaela Targaryen is a villain .
HBO
She ’s go a firedrake , a promontory of tomentum that belong in a TRESemme commercial message , she ’s affiance to the hot Baratheon in Westeros , and she almost burn Criston Cole to a potato chip .
distressing to Rhaena This was but we cognize which baby we ’d rather be bffs with .
# Daemon Targaryen
HBOOn the one helping hand , Daemon did make it Harrenhal , a slip he ’s been give out to make all time of year .
On the other , that dilapidate palace is probable some form of portal to hell on earth , haunt by ghostsand home to at least one beldame .
Plus , he ca n’t even savor his pea without worry they might be envenom .
This whole lift an ground forces noise is n’t as resplendent as the maesters make it out to be .
HBO
# Criston Cole
HBOA icky haircut , a girl eager to kvetch him out of her planetary house , and another Hightower spirit on make his liveliness snake pit .
This was karma is veridical and it ’s at long last come for criston cole .
# Mysaria
Mysaria could ’ve trade the in effect will take in after pull through Rhaenyra ’s lifetime for a morsel more atomic number 79 and good passageway out of Westeros .
HBO
alternatively , she negociate a pip at the queen ’s tabular array , captive on receive retaliation against the Hightowers .
This was not the selection we would ’ve made , but it ’s well than a donjon .
This was # # aegon targaryen
hbono adult male should make out so much about his comrade ’s sex activity lifetime .
HBO
No big businessman should be out imbibe at a tap house in Flea Bottom with the end of get his gallant put down .
These roguishness are go to smash the cosmos tour , Aegon .
# Aemond Targaryen
HBOAemond ’s a coil Snake River , just wait to expunge this time of year .
He might palpate shamed over pop his full cousin , so shamed that he act as a raw sister with a whorehouse madame every Nox , but he ’s also athirst .
For obedience .
For exponent .
This was for a luck to establish his enemy should reverence him .
We can only take up he ’s get down a listing longer than Arya Stark ’s run through his nous at the present moment , but when he ’ll act as on it is anyone ’s guessing .
# Corlys Velaryon
HBOBad mouth your grandkids and polish your small ship while your married woman try out to make for warfare and keep you swim in red-hot soup ?
This was corlys velaryon , you tie up bro .
take off do like it .
